Things about my job that suck:

1. Feeling invisible when all the money-people walk past and don't notice me

2. The evil coffeemaker in the breakroom

3. The evil snack machine in the breakroom that won't take dimes and is always out of Doritos

4. Our dizzying elevator that isn't that much different from the Tower Of Terror

5. The fact that I say "How may I direct your call?" so many times that it'll probably be engraved on my tombstone



Things about my job that don't suck:

1. The maintenance guy who looks like Jay Sean

2. The fact that they haven't blocked Twitter or Solitaire on my computer yet.

3.

Blargh, I can't think of a third.